I Heart Plublic Swimming Pool
Urgh, just thinking about it makes me want to gag.
On the weekend I took my boy (A, who is almost 4) to a public swimming pool. Not the pool we usually go to, which is a bit wizz bang and heated, but the kind of dodge council one, which smells of urine and wet cigarette butts.
We were playing around for a while in the kiddy pool. Just wading around enjoying the cool water under the hot sun. Life was sweet. Until………. I looked at his chest and noticed he had shit on it. Not just in one spot either, but in numerous places all over his torso. Just flecks of crap here or there. It seemed that as soon as I’d wipe one bit off, it would multiply gremlin style. Fucking yuck. I checked him out, and it wasn’t something that he had done, he had just (un)luckily attracted it to his person. Some people are sooooo manky.
